8/30/2023 0 Comments Goop holiday gift guide 2020![]() I mean… did we expect anything else? Truly the only shocking thing to me is the ouija board. More random gifts included: over-priced Monopoly, a “sculpting bar” for your face which vibrates, an over-priced puzzle, over-priced baby clothes, a $12,000 hover-board/surf-board she recommended in the children’s section:Īnd there’s this hideously tacky Gucci chair, which is perfect if you want to rest your pussy on a deranged pussy from acid trip hell: So this holiday season be sure to waste your money and summon a demon. ![]() One of her wildest suggestions was in her “Ridiculous But Awesome” list which included a $2,000 Edie Parker ouija board: And Goop’s “Lovers Gift Guide” has even more vibrators–more vibrators than any person could need, one might say. So that’s the perfect gift for those of us who like to jack offon the go. She even made a “Poors” section, though Goop called it “Under-$100.” This list included a Vesper Vibrator necklace which Goop said can be “turned into a vibrator with one click.” But girl, it never stops being a vibrator–it’s just hanging around your neck. As always, the annual collection of curated merchandise from Gwyneth Paltrows lifestyle site is highlighted. A post shared by goop item is a Tsuchiya Kaban “Watermelon Bag” which is for… watermelons, I guess? And its price is given “on request.” As a longtime Vogue reader I know that means that if you have to ask you can’t afford it.īut don’t fret, it wasn’t all watermelon bags, $12,000 “Study Pods” and boxes which listen to plant-waves to create music(?). The 2020 Goop Holiday Gift Guide has arrived.
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